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Top 5 Things Not To Do in the Close Season

by mike

1) Practice casting so much that you bugger up your elbow.
2) Die.
3) Get married.
4) Practice casting so much that you bugger up your elbow.
5) Get constipation from too much curry. Normally, people associate loose bowels with too much curry. These people simply haven’t eaten enough. Keep going, I’ll see you there.

5 comments

1 Alistair { 03.12.07 at 4:47 pm }

I can recommend at least one of those points ;-)

2 opax { 03.14.07 at 12:31 pm }

Mike, you did all this?..

3 Mike { 03.14.07 at 12:34 pm }

I did 2 (well, 3) of these things. I’m not currently dead, and certainly not married ;)

4 mk { 03.19.07 at 12:20 pm }

So, if you keep eating curry, will it cycle itself and bring you back to a non-constipated state?

5 Mike { 03.19.07 at 12:55 pm }

Finally, someone who understands!! :)

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