Top 5 Things Not To Do in the Close Season

1) Practice casting so much that you bugger up your elbow.
2) Die.
3) Get married.
4) Practice casting so much that you bugger up your elbow.
5) Get constipation from too much curry. Normally, people associate loose bowels with too much curry. These people simply haven’t eaten enough. Keep going, I’ll see you there.

5 comments

  1. Alistair’s avatar

    I can recommend at least one of those points 😉

  2. opax’s avatar

    Mike, you did all this?..

  3. Mike’s avatar

    I did 2 (well, 3) of these things. I’m not currently dead, and certainly not married 😉

  4. mk’s avatar

    So, if you keep eating curry, will it cycle itself and bring you back to a non-constipated state?

  5. Mike’s avatar

    Finally, someone who understands!! 🙂

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